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1995 Archive: Congo’s Mechanical Gorilla

Why was this movie nominated? Because when the most convincing performance in your film is given by a guy in a rubber ape suit, you know your production is in serious trouble.

Part of the 34 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1995 “Showgirls & Razzie Royalty” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Futurama_Bender06/20/2001 02:50Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!
@SoulSeek_Fan10/02/2003 15:25Rare humor found in the deep web.
@Fifth_Element_Lelu10/30/1999 18:33Multipass! For the comedy club!
@Courage_Dog02/23/2007 15:48The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
@Zoolander_Mug01/03/2006 01:48I’m a merman! A merman laughing!
@Habbo_Hotel_Bob12/26/2000 01:33The pool is closed... but the joke archive is open!
@iPhone_User_0712/28/2001 22:48There’s an app for that? No, just this site!

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