Why was Houston scary for a minute? Because the “Big Unit” moved to the Astros and started throwing 100mph fastballs that looked like aspirin tablets.
Part of the 44 Sports Jokes: The 1998 “MJ’s Last Dance & The Home Run Chase” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Alrighty then! Super funny.
Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.
Ehhh Macarena! Funnier than the dance!
I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!
Just landed a 900 while reading this!
I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!
Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.
<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>
Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".
This joke is an Epic Win!