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1998 Vintage: The Randy Johnson Trade

Why was Houston scary for a minute? Because the “Big Unit” moved to the Astros and started throwing 100mph fastballs that looked like aspirin tablets.

Part of the 44 Sports Jokes: The 1998 “MJ’s Last Dance & The Home Run Chase” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Ace_Ventura_Pet09/21/2008 03:40Alrighty then! Super funny.
@Melrose_Place_Fan07/15/1999 12:52Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.
@Macarena_Dancer09/13/2002 17:53Ehhh Macarena! Funnier than the dance!
@Nu_Metal_Kid05/05/1996 20:28I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!
@Tony_Hawk_Pro07/27/1995 13:14Just landed a 900 while reading this!
@Chain_Mail_Hater09/02/1998 07:07I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!
@This_Is_Fine_Dog02/16/2000 23:36Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.
@Blink_Tag_User05/14/2001 07:57<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>
@Blogger_Default03/14/2012 20:22Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".
@Epic_Fail_Guy05/20/2015 08:05This joke is an Epic Win!

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