2019 Classic: The Frozen 2
I told her I’m going into the unknown. She said, “The ‘unknown’ is the back of the pantry. Good luck finding the pasta.” Part of… Read More »2019 Classic: The Frozen 2
2019 Classic: The PowerPoint Transition Ban
The head pastor officially ordering the technical volunteers to stop using the “shatter,” “checkerboard,” and “spiral” text animations on the scripture projection screens, claiming it… Read More »2019 Classic: The PowerPoint Transition Ban
2019 Classic: The Launch of TikTok “POV”
Why was everyone acting? Because 2019 was the year we all started pretending we were the “main character” in a movie that only existed on… Read More »2019 Classic: The Launch of TikTok “POV”
2017 Classic: The Despicable Me 3
“I have a twin brother who is more successful!” “No, you just have an imaginary friend who validates your bad financial decisions.” Part of the 54 Adult… Read More »2017 Classic: The Despicable Me 3
2017 Vintage: The Ed Sheeran (Shape of You) Fan
“I’m in love with the shape of… this energy-efficient LED.” Part of the 61 Light Bulb Jokes: 2017 – The Fidget Spinner Spin archive. Historically… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Ed Sheeran (Shape of You) Fan
2017 Legacy: The Laptop “Bezel-less” Dell XPS
Why did the camera look up the manager’s nose? Because “Innovation” meant putting the webcam under the screen. Part of the 78 Office Groaners: The… Read More »2017 Legacy: The Laptop “Bezel-less” Dell XPS
2016 Classic: The Black Mirror Fan
One, but the bulb is actually a social credit system that dims if you’re mean. Part of the 63 Light Bulb Jokes: 2016 – The… Read More »2016 Classic: The Black Mirror Fan
2016 Archive: The Pizza
She told the pizza guy his car was “an insult to the neighborhood’s aesthetic.” Part of the 61 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO &… Read More »2016 Archive: The Pizza
2016 Vintage: The Camera
I’m “focusing” on the AR mode. Part of the 130 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Pokémon GO & Bottle Flip Edition (2016) archive. Historically Verified
2016 Archive: The Cursor
I’m “pointing” at the nearest landmark. Part of the 130 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Pokémon GO & Bottle Flip Edition (2016) archive. Historically Verified