I’m “lining” up for the iPhone 3G.
Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified
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Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.
I’ll be back... to read this again.
Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!
I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.
I’m scanning this into my brain forever.
Click of death? No, click of laughter!
Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!
Press the button for more humor!
Problem? No, just laughs!
No way! That’s too much!