I told her I’m going into the unknown. She said, “The ‘unknown’ is the back of the pantry. Good luck finding the pasta.”
Part of the 64 Marriage Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & TikTok” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
The Remote Control
The ultimate symbol of power in the modern living room.We have a ...read more »
62 Marriage Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & Blackberry” Edition
In 2005, marriage was about the dawn of the "viral video," the pe...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Autonomous Lawn
The grass grows to a certain height and then "retracts." I told ...read more »
1996 Joke: My Husband And I
My husband and I have a great relationship. He never listens to m...read more »
The Bed Space
A 50/50 split that feels more like 90/10.Marriage is a beautiful ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Digital Twin
My husband created a digital twin of himself to handle all his "...read more »
62 Marriage Jokes: The 2022 “Wordle & Multiverse” Edition
In 2022, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of not spoi...read more »
64 Marriage Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & TikTok” Edition
In 2019, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of avoiding...read more »
55 Marriage Jokes: The 1995 “Classic Compromise” Edition
In 1995, marriage was a world of shared landlines, tangled casset...read more »
61 Marriage Jokes: The 2010 “Instagram & Inception” Edition
In 2010, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of sharing ...read more »
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2025 Legacy: The 6G Connection
Everything is so fast. Now my wife’s "I told you so" reaches me ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Smart Scales
It told me "One at a time, please." I was standing there alone. ...read more »
65 Marriage Jokes: The 2025 “GPT-5 & Digital Twins” Edition
In 2025, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of managing...read more »
62 Marriage Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Bitcoin” Edition
In 2017, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of investin...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!
What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?
Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.
Deep in the menus and found this gem.
P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!
This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.
The highest note of humor!
I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!
This joke fits my Xanga theme perfectly.
I’m staying right here until I read every joke.