Why did the lawyer love Kickstarter? It was the first time people raised money for projects specifically so they could afford to sue the people who didn’t deliver.
Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes: The 2010 “iPad & The Social Network” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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The Legal Pad
Yellow paper and the golden dreams of a partner.Why do lawyers we...read more »
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The Devil's Contract
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.
Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.
Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.
I see funny people... everywhere!
I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.
Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.
Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!
You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!
Remember me? I’m still laughing.