2014 Classic: The Lab Rat (14 Edition)

Why did scientists use lawyers for a “Smart Device” study? Because the lawyers tried to “Terms of Service” the maze before entering it.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Fighting the law and sometimes, remarkably, winning.I told my law...read more »

The struggle of learning the ropes and the bills.What’s the diffe...read more »

In 1997, the legal profession discovered its "cool" side thanks t...read more »

Why did the judge use a digital gavel? To "mute" any lawyer whos...read more »

In 2015, "the dress" divided families, and the Apple Watch conque...read more »

Why was the lawyer happy? He could now receive a "guilty" verdic...read more »

Why was the firm's AI decommissioned? It refused to overcharge a...read more »

In 2020, the legal world went remote. It was the year of the "Vir...read more »

A lawyer sued the library for having "Free Knowledge" when he wa...read more »

In 2010, the legal world went "Retina Display." Lawyers stopped c...read more »

In 2004, the legal landscape shifted forever. With the birth of F...read more »

In 1998, the legal profession was defined by one question: "What ...read more »

A lawyer rejected a juror because the AI predicted their "honest...read more »

A lawyer spent 50 hours looking for a client's private key. He b...read more »

@Sidekick_User06/22/1998 11:29Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!

@Snake_Game_Pro12/29/1995 02:30I crashed my snake because I was laughing.

@Jesus_Quintana11/06/2015 17:47Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).

@Scumbag_Steve_X02/14/2010 20:13Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.

@Get_Flash_Player11/06/2015 12:00Missing plugin? No, just missing more jokes!

@StumbleUpon_User04/18/2013 19:33I just stumbled upon this and I’m glad I did!

@Epic_Fail_Guy09/09/2007 02:45This joke is an Epic Win!