Aliens arrived, but instead of blowing up the White House, they just moved into a slum and started liking cat food. Most realistic sci-fi ever.
Part of the 68 Observational One-Liners: The 2009 Blue-Screen Era archive. Historically Verified
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I have my own server in my basement because I don't trust the "b...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...
Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!
Loading... 50%... 75%... HA! Worth the wait.
My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!
Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and laughing.
That still only counts as one laugh!
Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
Tina, you fat lard, come read this!
Shut up and take my laughter!