2014 Classic: The Ghost’s Diet
Why do ghosts love diet soda? Because they want to stay “boo-tifully” thin. Part of the 46 Original Dad Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket” Edition… Read More »2014 Classic: The Ghost’s Diet
2014 Vintage: The Fitbit Craze
Why was the woman walking in circles at the gate? Because she needed 50 more steps to “beat her friend” in Ohio. Part of the… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Fitbit Craze
2014 Archive: The Anna Gunn Repeat
Why did she win again? For being the only person who could silence Walter White with a single look. Part of the 40 Emmy Awards… Read More »2014 Archive: The Anna Gunn Repeat
2013 Legacy: The Lime
I’m in the “limelight” on social media. Part of the 118 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Frozen & Selfie Edition (2013) archive. Historically Verified
2013 Vintage: The Rob Ford Scandal
Why was the Mayor of Toronto a global star? Because he proved that you can have a “crack” in your personal life and still have… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Rob Ford Scandal
2013 Archive: Candy Crush Saga
Why was everyone staring at their phones in silence? They weren’t ignoring the family—they were just stuck on Level 65 and desperately needed a “Color… Read More »2013 Archive: Candy Crush Saga
2013 Archive: The Scared Ghost
Why did the ghost join the police? He wanted to work on “cold” cases. Part of the 59 Original Dad Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen” Edition… Read More »2013 Archive: The Scared Ghost
2013 Classic: The Jimmie Johnson’s 6th Cup
Why was he chasing Petty and Earnhardt? Because Jimmie won another NASCAR title, proving that the #48 car was officially a dynasty of its own.… Read More »2013 Classic: The Jimmie Johnson’s 6th Cup
2012 Vintage: The Librarian
“Darkness is just a library where all the books are closed.” Part of the 73 Light Bulb Jokes: 2012 – The Mayan Countdown archive. Historically… Read More »2012 Vintage: The Librarian
2012 Legacy: The Instagram Filters
Why did the dad try to put a “Valencia” filter on his actual glasses? He wanted to see his life through “rose-tinted” lenses. Part of… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Instagram Filters