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2018 Classic: The Red Dead Redemption 2 Absences

Why half the high school seniors suddenly requested a sick day on a late October Friday to spend seventy hours riding virtual horses in the old west.

Part of the 36 School & Teacher Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War Tears, Fortnite Emotes & TikTok Takeover” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The School & Teacher Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Vintage: The Paper Origami Fortune Teller
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2024 Vintage: The Brat Summer Dress Code
Why did the principal call an emergency meeting in September? Bec...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Tech-Deck Park Upgrade
Constructing an elaborate finger-skateboard obstacle course using...read more »
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In 2008, the classroom became a fully digitized hub where touchsc...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Pencil Topper Troll Survival
The faded neon-haired plastic doll still sitting on top of your p...read more »
2024 Vintage: The DVD Menu Loop Sunset
The science teacher celebrating because he finally figured out ho...read more »
2024 Vintage: The AI Hallucination Trap
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Why did the history quiz sound like a vintage arcade room? Becaus...read more »
2024 Classic: The Heavy Textbook Strain
Carrying three separate six-pound hardcover manuals home in a bac...read more »
2025 Vintage: The TikTok Speed-Up Trend
The class clown trying to read his serious literature presentatio...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Home_Alone_Kevin09/11/2000 15:25Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.
@Gogo_Yubari_Ball02/09/2006 03:40Deadly funny! Watch out!
@Ricky_Bobby_Fan06/25/1997 17:13Shake and bake! Hilarious!
@This_Is_Fine_Dog06/08/2007 11:12Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.
@Evil_Kermit_M12/05/2013 16:42Me: I should work. Also Me: Read more jokes.
@Animated_Mail_G03/05/1999 01:11The spinning envelope told me to come here.
@Newgrounds_User01/17/2005 19:14Everything, by everyone! Especially laughs!
@Last_Commenter05/23/2007 07:16Saving the best laugh for last!

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