2018 Classic: The Red Dead Redemption 2 Absences
Why half the high school seniors suddenly requested a sick day on a late October Friday to spend seventy hours riding virtual horses in the… Read More »2018 Classic: The Red Dead Redemption 2 Absences
2017 Classic: The Baby Shark
Why did the dad start singing about sharks in 2017? Because once it’s in your head, it’s a “fin-ished” deal. Part of the 48 Original… Read More »2017 Classic: The Baby Shark
2017 Classic: The Tourist Bus Skit
Why were random strangers brought into the theater? To show that even people in hoodies and fanny packs are more composed than the people who… Read More »2017 Classic: The Tourist Bus Skit
2016 Legacy: Best R&B Song
Why “Really Love”? Because D’Angelo proved that soul music doesn’t need Auto-Tune, it just needs a vibe. Part of the 36 Grammy Jokes: The 2016… Read More »2016 Legacy: Best R&B Song
2016 Classic: The Musical.ly
She caught my daughter making a lip-sync video. She said, “If you want to see someone mouth words they don’t mean, just watch your father… Read More »2016 Classic: The Musical.ly
2015 Archive: The Amy Poehler Snub
Why didn’t she ever win for Leslie Knope? Because the world is a cold, dark place where breakfast food doesn’t solve everything. Part of the… Read More »2015 Archive: The Amy Poehler Snub
2015 Legacy: The “Where Are Ü Now”
Skrillex and Diplo turned Bieber into a work of art. 2015 is a very “distorted vocal” year. Part of the 68 Observational One-Liners: The 2015… Read More »2015 Legacy: The “Where Are Ü Now”
2015 Classic: The Dark and Stormy
“Like the plot of a Marvel movie.” Part of the 53 Bar Jokes: The 2015 “Star Wars & Hotline Bling” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2015 Classic: The Dress Debate
Why did the couple break up at the baggage claim? Because he saw his suitcase as blue and black, but she swore it was white… Read More »2015 Classic: The Dress Debate
2014 Archive: The Anna Gunn Repeat
Why did she win again? For being the only person who could silence Walter White with a single look. Part of the 40 Emmy Awards… Read More »2014 Archive: The Anna Gunn Repeat