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2023 Classic: The “Bio-Metric” Success

Why did the “Infiltrator” get caught? Because he forgot that his “Digital Footprint” followed him into the trench.

Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 2023 “FPV Frenzy & Wagner’s Road Trip” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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2025 Classic: The "Bio-Metric" 4.0
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Lycos_Dog05/03/2008 18:49Go fetch more jokes like this! Woof!
@Gopher_Explorer07/03/2015 12:49Deep in the menus and found this gem.
@Lord_Of_The_Rings05/16/2015 22:58One joke to rule them all!
@Retro_Gamer_Girl08/07/2012 08:40Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!
@Warcraft_Orc08/28/2011 01:59Work, work... and laugh, laugh!

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