2023 Classic: The “Bio-Metric” Success
Why did the “Infiltrator” get caught? Because he forgot that his “Digital Footprint” followed him into the trench. Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The… Read More »2023 Classic: The “Bio-Metric” Success
2023 Vintage: The Scared Baker
Why did the baker get arrested? He was caught “rolling” in the dough. Part of the 63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer” Edition archive.… Read More »2023 Vintage: The Scared Baker
2023 Legacy: The Smart-Watch Snitch 3.0
My watch sent a notification to my doctor saying I’ve been sitting for 12 hours. The doctor called and said, “Are you okay?” I said,… Read More »2023 Legacy: The Smart-Watch Snitch 3.0
2022 Classic: The LeBron “Passing Kareem” Countdown
Why was the NBA checking the math? Because LeBron was getting closer and closer to the scoring record, making every bucket a piece of history.… Read More »2022 Classic: The LeBron “Passing Kareem” Countdown
2022 Archive: The Laser Printer Transition
The congregation praising the clean look of the weekly announcement PDF sent via email because the secretary finally discovered how to export a digital text… Read More »2022 Archive: The Laser Printer Transition
2022 Classic: The Wednesday Addams
Why was the girl dancing with her hands in the air at the pool? Because the Netflix show dropped and she was “dancing with her… Read More »2022 Classic: The Wednesday Addams
2022 Legacy: The Remote Work Suit
Why did the lawyer sue his firm? For “intentional infliction of social interaction” when they asked him to come back to the office. Part of… Read More »2022 Legacy: The Remote Work Suit
2020 Vintage: The Banana
I’m “peeling” like I need a vacation. Part of the 119 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You’re On Mute” Edition (2020) archive. Historically Verified
2019 Classic: The Jam
I’m “jamming” to the Guardians’ soundtrack. Part of the 109 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Endgame & Baby Yoda Edition (2019) archive. Historically Verified
2019 Archive: The Ear Exam
“I hear a buzzing.” “That’s just the sound of everyone talking about the ‘AirPods Pro’.” Part of the 58 Doctor Jokes: The 2019 “TikTok Boom… Read More »2019 Archive: The Ear Exam