My watch sent a notification to my doctor saying I’ve been sitting for 12 hours. The doctor called and said, “Are you okay?” I said, “No, I’m just watching a six-hour video on how AI will take your job.”
Part of the 61 Doctor Jokes: The 2023 “AI Boom & ChatGPT Diagnosis” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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