I’m “jamming” to the Guardians’ soundtrack.
Part of the 109 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Endgame & Baby Yoda Edition (2019) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
You have died of dysentery... and laughter!
The green petal is glowing! New joke!
A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!
Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!
Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.
The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.
Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.
I just stumbled upon this and I’m glad I did!
Hey! Apple! Look at this joke!
RT if you think this is funny!