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2014 Vintage: The Fitbit Craze

 Why was the woman walking in circles at the gate? Because she needed 50 more steps to “beat her friend” in Ohio.

Part of the 47 Travel Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket & Pharrell’s Hat” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Travel Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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2025 Vintage: The Robot Chef
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@PowerRanger_Red06/24/1997 17:53It’s morphin’ time! Time to laugh!
@Beverly_Hills_9021005/23/2001 12:21The coolest joke in the zip code.
@SpiderMan_Peter04/18/2010 14:00My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!
@Project_Mayhem06/07/2006 04:33Our first rule: Laugh at everything.
@Chain_Mail_Hater11/06/2000 23:41I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!
@Ancient_Aliens_G02/17/2014 21:26I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.
@About_Dot_Com02/10/2003 23:55The human guide to online humor.
@IMVU_Chatter08/24/1995 09:113D laughs are the best!
@No_Way_Jose01/22/2008 21:46No way! That’s too much!

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