Why did the baker get arrested? He was caught “rolling” in the dough.
Part of the 63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
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Q: Where do penguins keep their...
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Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.read more »
54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2006 "Wii-mote" Edition
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55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Archive
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Why did the power go out at the school?
The students were too bright.read more »
59 Original Dad Jokes: The 2013 "Frozen" Edition
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Why did the invisible man turn down the job?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.read more »
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A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.
If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?
Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!
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