2010 Classic: The Bieber Fever
The jukebox plays “Baby.” Every guy in the bar pretends to hate it while tapping their feet. Part of the 70 Bar Jokes: The 2010… Read More »2010 Classic: The Bieber Fever
2009 Vintage: The Dog
I’m “barking” at the TV. Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
2008 Legacy: The WordArt Banner Farewell
Hanging the last great paper banner in the fellowship hall made with an older version of Microsoft Word, featuring the words “WELCOME HOME” rendered in… Read More »2008 Legacy: The WordArt Banner Farewell
2007 Vintage: The Michael Vick Scandal
Why was the stadium empty? Because the NFL’s most exciting star was headed to prison for dogfighting, leaving a permanent stain on his career and… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Michael Vick Scandal
2007 Archive: The Corporate “Synergy” 2.0
Why did we have a meeting about “Web 2.0”? To figure out how to “Socialize” our “Value Proposition.” Part of the 82 Office Groaners: The… Read More »2007 Archive: The Corporate “Synergy” 2.0
2006 Vintage: The Doris
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locked, let me in! Part of the 46 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2006… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Doris
2006 Archive: The “Mine-Resistant” (MRAP) Rush
Why were they so tall? To ensure that when you hit a mine, you have a great view of the explosion before the suspension gives… Read More »2006 Archive: The “Mine-Resistant” (MRAP) Rush
2006 Vintage: The Blue States Expansion
Why did the map change color in 2006? Because the American public decided that “Stay the Course” was a great slogan for a GPS, but… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Blue States Expansion
2005 Classic: Rob Schneider’s Gigolo
Why Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo? Because Rob Schneider proved that some jokes aren’t just “not funny”—they’re actually a form of international aggression. Part of the 33… Read More »2005 Classic: Rob Schneider’s Gigolo
2005 Vintage: The Kathy Griffin Red Carpet
Why the fear? Because she was the only person brave enough to tell the nominees they looked like a “hot mess.” Part of the 41… Read More »2005 Vintage: The Kathy Griffin Red Carpet