2004 Archive: The File
I’m “storing” my feelings in a ZIP folder. Part of the 136 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Social Network Dawn (2004) archive. Historically Verified
2004 Archive: The Sopranos’ Long Wait
Why did they finally win Best Drama? Because Tony Soprano finally “convinced” enough voters that voting for anyone else would be a health hazard. Part… Read More »2004 Archive: The Sopranos’ Long Wait
2004 Legacy: The Scrubs Snub
Why ignored again? Because the Academy still thought doctors had to be miserable to be award-worthy. Part of the 41 Emmy Awards Jokes: The 2004… Read More »2004 Legacy: The Scrubs Snub
2004 Classic: The Pig
I’m “hogging” the phone line. Part of the 136 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Social Network Dawn (2004) archive. Historically Verified
2003 Classic: The George Clooney Movie Jump
Why the mentions? To remind everyone that once you leave “ER,” you either become a movie star or a trivia question. Part of the 42… Read More »2003 Classic: The George Clooney Movie Jump
2002 Classic: The “Work It” by Missy Elliott
Why was the music playing backwards? Because Missy “flipped it and reversed it,” and we were all trying to figure out what she actually said.… Read More »2002 Classic: The “Work It” by Missy Elliott
2002 Legacy: The Russian “Nord-Ost” Siege (Moscow Theater)
Why did this scare the world’s militaries? Because it proved that gas is a very “Imprecise” way to handle a hostage situation. Part of the… Read More »2002 Legacy: The Russian “Nord-Ost” Siege (Moscow Theater)
2002 Archive: The About a Boy Eyebrows
Nicholas Hoult and Hugh Grant. It’s the only movie that made me want to wear a woolly hat in July. Part of the 76 Observational… Read More »2002 Archive: The About a Boy Eyebrows
2001 Archive: The Harry Potter Obsession
She’s sorting our neighbors into Hogwarts houses. The guy next door is a Slytherin. I’m a Hufflepuff. Part of the 70 Marriage Jokes: The 2001… Read More »2001 Archive: The Harry Potter Obsession
2000 Legacy: The Joe Lieberman Selection
Why did Gore pick Lieberman? To prove that the Democratic ticket was 100% serious, 100% moral, and 0% likely to dance the Macarena. Part of… Read More »2000 Legacy: The Joe Lieberman Selection