2000 Archive: The HMO Nurse
“Your call is important to us. Please hold until the next century.” Part of the 58 Doctor Jokes: The 2000 “Surviving Y2K & The Genomic… Read More »2000 Archive: The HMO Nurse
1999 Classic: The Dial-up
Why is 1999 sex like dial-up internet? It takes forever to connect, there’s a lot of weird screeching, and if someone calls the house, it’s… Read More »1999 Classic: The Dial-up
1999 Legacy: The Stereophonics “Performance and Cocktails”
Why the raspy vocals? For the Welsh band that proved you could rule the UK charts just by singing about bartending and small towns. Part… Read More »1999 Legacy: The Stereophonics “Performance and Cocktails”
1999 Vintage: The Y2K War Room
Why were the Generals terrified of 1999 ending? Because they were afraid the nuclear missiles would think it was 1900 and decide to “retire” by… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Y2K War Room
1998 Legacy: The Brush
I’m a painter. I’m just touching up my life. Part of the 73 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1998 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1998 Archive: Best Female Rock Vocal
Why did Fiona Apple win for “Criminal”? Because she told the world “this world is bullshit” at the VMAs, and the Grammys gave her a… Read More »1998 Archive: Best Female Rock Vocal
1998 Archive: The Tree
What did the tree say to the autumn? Leaf me alone! Part of the 52 Classic Dad Jokes The 1998 “Pre-Millennium” Archive archive. Historically Verified
1998 Legacy: The Rollerblader
One, but they do it while wearing baggy JNCO jeans that get caught in the ladder. Part of the 71 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1998… Read More »1998 Legacy: The Rollerblader
1997 Classic: The PalmPilot Pro
Why did the traveler miss his bus? He was too busy using a plastic stylus to write “BUS” into his PalmPilot 1000 in a way… Read More »1997 Classic: The PalmPilot Pro
1997 Vintage: The Guinness
A guy waits five minutes for his Guinness. He says, “Is it ready yet?” The bartender says, “Patience is a virtue, and I’m a saint… Read More »1997 Vintage: The Guinness