Why were the Generals terrified of 1999 ending? Because they were afraid the nuclear missiles would think it was 1900 and decide to “retire” by launching themselves at random targets.
Part of the 38 Military Jokes: The 1999 “Targeting & Timeline” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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I am the king of the world... of laughing!
I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.
Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.
Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.
Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.
My fist is clenched... with joy!
Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!