1999 Classic: The Dial-up

Why is 1999 sex like dial-up internet? It takes forever to connect, there’s a lot of weird screeching, and if someone calls the house, it’s over.

🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025

Q: What's a lawyer's favorite drink? A: Subpoena colada!read more »

In 2022, adult humor was punchy—literally. If you weren't trying ...read more »

When the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.M...read more »

Climbing the ladder and losing your mind.My boss said I was getti...read more »

"My password is now a 64-digit biometric scan." "And you still f...read more »

"My fridge just judged my diet!" "What did it say?" "It locked t...read more »

Q: What do you call a dog that’s been run over by a steamroller?...read more »

Living the dream, one appliance at a time.My wife said she wanted...read more »

In 2002, adult humor was caught in a web of pop culture. If you w...read more »

A secret treasure map only she knows by heart.My kids think I don...read more »

Genies always have a way of twisting your deepest desires.A guy f...read more »

"Steamboat Willie is coming for us!" "No, that's just your copyr...read more »

"The map of Leonida is huge!" "Just like the amount of space you...read more »

Planning a night to remember that ended in a nap.I bought my wife...read more »

@Seinfeld_George08/14/1996 03:14What is the deal with these funny jokes?

@Doom_Marines10/13/1997 06:51Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!

@Web_Crawler_9608/29/1995 12:32Crawled my way to this hilarious page.

@Noob_Slayer_X07/30/1999 10:05Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.

@Futurama_Fry_M09/04/2010 22:21Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.

@Slow_Clap_Guy12/01/2003 01:32...Clap... Clap... Clap. Bravo!