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2009 Vintage: The Dog

 I’m “barking” at the TV.

Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Java_Script_Kid11/19/1997 03:43Alert("HA HA HA HA!");
@Fresh_Prince_Will11/13/2000 09:50Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and laughing.
@Men_In_Black_K05/10/1999 04:11We are the best kept secret... of humor.
@Pirates_Jack_S05/18/1995 10:10But you have heard of this joke!
@Limp_Bizkit_Fan07/11/2013 12:43Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!
@Web_2_0_Fan11/29/1997 05:23This is the future of humor!

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