Why did the couple break up at the baggage claim? Because he saw his suitcase as blue and black, but she swore it was white and gold.
Part of the 48 Travel Jokes: The 2015 “White-Gold or Blue-Black” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Travel Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: The Underwater Hotel
Why was the guest nervous? Because a shark was staring at him th...read more »
50 Travel Jokes: The 1997 “King of the World” Edition
In 1997, traveling was a blockbuster event. We were shouting "I’m...read more »
2025 Classic: The Vertical Takeoff
Why was the taxi so loud? Because "Electric VTOLs" are everywher...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Smart Umbrella
Why did the umbrella refuse to open? Because the weather API sai...read more »
49 Travel Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes” Edition
In 2003, travel felt like the end of an era and the start of a di...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Solar Plane
Why did the flight stop in the middle of the ocean? Because the ...read more »
47 Travel Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket & Pharrell’s Hat” Edition
In 2014, travel became "on-demand." Uber and Lyft&...read more »
The Road Trip Map
Technology vs. the old-fashioned way of getting lost.My GPS told ...read more »
49 Travel Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & Satellite View” Edition
In 2005, travel became "broadcastable." You weren't just telling ...read more »
46 Travel Jokes: The 2018 “Snap & Floss” Edition
In 2018, travel became a viral arena. Whereas in 2012 we were wor...read more »
😜 More from category: The Travel Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The 48 2016 Top 10: The “Pikachu & Paradox” Classics
In 2016, traveling meant searching for rare Pokémon in the termin...read more »
2025 Archive: The Smart Shoes
Why did the shoes stop walking? Because they needed a firmware u...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Smart Window
Why was the traveler staring at a wall? Because the airplane win...read more »
50 Travel Jokes: The 2001 “iPod & Incremental Security” Edition
Traveling in 2001 was a massive turning point. One day you were s...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.
This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.
That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!
Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!
I want it that way... the funny way!
Hack the planet! And read the jokes!
All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).
May I suggest another joke, sir?
Tagged as: #funny #retro #internet_history.