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2013 Classic: The Jimmie Johnson’s 6th Cup

Why was he chasing Petty and Earnhardt? Because Jimmie won another NASCAR title, proving that the #48 car was officially a dynasty of its own.

Part of the 54 Sports Jokes: The 2013 “The King Retires & The Iron Man” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Seinfeld_George08/28/2000 13:28What is the deal with these funny jokes?
@Titanic_Survivor02/01/1998 14:38I’ll never let go... of this joke.
@Floppy_Drive_Buzz10/24/2000 04:11The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.
@Skate_Or_Die_9912/06/2003 05:02Totally gnarly humor, dude!
@Tony_Hawk_Pro05/19/2013 03:00Just landed a 900 while reading this!
@Chain_Mail_Hater07/07/2002 14:13I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!

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