2016 Vintage: The Bruno Mars
“24K Magic.” I told her I’m a dangerous man with some money in my pocket. She checked my wallet and found a coupon for a… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Bruno Mars
2016 Legacy: The “Basket of Deplorables” Quote
Why was Hillary’s comment a disaster? Because she realized too late that calling half of your audience “Deplorable” is a great way to make sure… Read More »2016 Legacy: The “Basket of Deplorables” Quote
2015 Legacy: The Diagnosis
“You have ‘Notification Neck’.” “Is it serious?” “Only if you keep responding to every ‘Like’ with a 45-degree head tilt.” Part of the 55 Doctor… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Diagnosis
2014 Legacy: The Java
Why did the blonde pour coffee on her mouse? She wanted to use “Java.” Part of the 53 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2014 Archive archive.… Read More »2014 Legacy: The Java
2014 Archive: The Best Original Song
Why did “Let It Go” win? To ensure that every parent in the world would never know peace again. Part of the 42 Oscars Jokes:… Read More »2014 Archive: The Best Original Song
2012 Classic: The 50 Shades of Grey Phenomenon
Every woman on the subway is reading a book with a gray tie on the cover and blushing. 2012 is a very awkward year for… Read More »2012 Classic: The 50 Shades of Grey Phenomenon
2012 Vintage: The 2012 Icon
One, but they do it while wearing Galaxy-print leggings and a “YOLO” snapback. Part of the 73 Light Bulb Jokes: 2012 – The Mayan Countdown… Read More »2012 Vintage: The 2012 Icon
2012 Classic: The Fun. “We Are Young”
Why was the traveler setting his hotel room on fire? Because the song told him to “set the world on fire” and he took it… Read More »2012 Classic: The Fun. “We Are Young”
2011 Vintage: The E-mail Attachment
She sent me a Zip file. It was just a compressed list of every time I’ve forgotten to take the bins out. Part of the… Read More »2011 Vintage: The E-mail Attachment
2011 Archive: The Mission Impossible 4
“I’m climbing the Burj Khalifa!” “You got dizzy on a stepladder yesterday. Sit down, Tom.” Part of the 53 Adult Jokes: The 2011 “Arrow to the Knee… Read More »2011 Archive: The Mission Impossible 4