2005 Classic: The PSP Glory
Why did the flight to Tokyo feel so short? Because the Sony PSP allowed you to play console-quality games at 30,000 feet for the first… Read More »2005 Classic: The PSP Glory
2004 Classic: The Cynthia Nixon Surprise
Why did Miranda Hobbes win Supporting? Because every group of friends needs the one person who tells them the brutal truth. Part of the 41… Read More »2004 Classic: The Cynthia Nixon Surprise
2004 Classic: The Lost
A guy walks into a bar and looks confused. The bartender asks, “Are you lost?” The guy says, “Yes, and I’m pretty sure there’s a… Read More »2004 Classic: The Lost
2004 Vintage: The Keane “Hopes and Fears” Paradox
Why no guitars? Because they proved you could be a massive rock band with just a piano and enough feelings to flood a stadium. Part… Read More »2004 Vintage: The Keane “Hopes and Fears” Paradox
2003 Classic: The Scary Movie 3
“Everything is a parody!” “Especially your attempt at cooking dinner tonight.” Part of the 55 Adult Jokes: The 2003 “In Da Club & P. Sherman” Edition archive.… Read More »2003 Classic: The Scary Movie 3
2003 Vintage: The “Dangerously in Love” Album
Beyoncé is on her own now, and she’s already outshining everyone else in the galaxy. Part of the 69 Observational One-Liners: The 2003 Digital Dawn… Read More »2003 Vintage: The “Dangerously in Love” Album
2003 Archive: The Launch of Steam
Why were PC gamers mad? Because Valve told us we had to install a “platform” just to play Counter-Strike, and we all thought it was the… Read More »2003 Archive: The Launch of Steam
2002 Vintage: The American Idol Fever
We spent months watching a girl from Texas sing her heart out, and now I feel like I’m personally responsible for Kelly Clarkson’s career. Part… Read More »2002 Vintage: The American Idol Fever
2002 Vintage: The Patch
I’m a quilt. I’m just “together.” Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Euro-Spider Edition (2002) archive. Historically Verified
2002 Legacy: The Trash Can
I’m a cleaner. I’m just “waisting” time. Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Euro-Spider Edition (2002) archive. Historically Verified