I’m a beach. I’m just “gritty.”
Part of the 101 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Odyssey Edition (2001) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
You got it, dude! Hilarious.
Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.
Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!
I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.
Multipass! For the comedy club!
I don’t tip, but I do laugh!
I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!
Chocolate Rain... some stay dry, others laugh.
Still the fastest browser for the fastest jokes.
I’ll mention this in my next episode!