The senior ladies of the hospitality committee ignoring the new automated coffee maker and using a massive aluminum cylinder to boil water for individual scoops… Read More »2010 Vintage: The Instant Decaf Cauldron
Why Jeff Bridges’ eye patch? For a remake that proved if you mumble enough in a Western, people will assume you’re being incredibly authentic. Part… Read More »2010 Archive: The True Grit Stare
Eyeing the restaurant waiter with extreme intensity to ensure the hot water was poured exclusively from the orange-rimmed pot and not the regular caffeinated one.… Read More »2010 Vintage: The Decaf Coffee Verification
“Your heart rate is 140.” “I’m looking at the iPad price tag!” “Deep breaths.” Part of the 63 Doctor Jokes: The 2010 “iPad Launch &… Read More »2010 Archive: The Heart 2
Why did the blonde put a potato chip in her computer? She heard it needed a “microchip.” Part of the 43 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »2009 Archive: The Chip
“The filament’s glow was a brief sonnet in a world of prose.” Part of the 63 Light Bulb Jokes: 2008 – The Dark Knight Rises… Read More »2008 Archive: The Poet
Why was it a “Godzilla”? Because Japan built a car that could embarrass Ferraris for half the price, and every teenager with a PlayStation finally… Read More »2007 Archive: The Launch of the Nissan GT-R (R35)
Why did the traveler celebrate? Because 1GB cards finally dropped below $50 and he felt like he could take a million photos of the same… Read More »2006 Archive: The 1GB SD Card price
Why was the traveler calling landlines? Because Skype finally let him call his grandma’s rotary phone from a laptop in a forest. Part of the… Read More »2006 Archive: The Skype Out
Why did the flight to Tokyo feel so short? Because the Sony PSP allowed you to play console-quality games at 30,000 feet for the first… Read More »2005 Classic: The PSP Glory
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