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2007 Archive: The Launch of the Nissan GT-R (R35)

 Why was it a “Godzilla”? Because Japan built a car that could embarrass Ferraris for half the price, and every teenager with a PlayStation finally saw their dream car become real.

Part of the 32 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2007 “Touchscreen & Transformation” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@WinAmp_Shaker11/24/1995 21:46It really whips the llama's ass!
@X-Gen_Mark10/29/2009 09:25This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.
@BBS_Sysop02/24/1997 21:48Top tier humor for our local community. Keep it up!
@Marla_Singer_Fan06/15/1996 23:58A joke for the end of the world.
@Chain_Mail_Hater08/04/2001 14:25I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!
@Lulz_Sec_Ghost09/01/2007 06:13Laughing at the security of my own ribs!

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