I’m a cleaner. I’m just “waisting” time.
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Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?
Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!
Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.
You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!
I’m staying right here until I read every joke.
This humor took me to new heights!
We are many. We are laughing.
I’ll mention this in my next episode!