Beyoncé is on her own now, and she’s already outshining everyone else in the galaxy.
Part of the 69 Observational One-Liners: The 2003 Digital Dawn archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.
Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!
Trading jokes in the shadows.
Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).
7h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!
You must construct additional laughs!
Not bad. Not bad at all.
This is the future of humor!