1998 Classic: The Cigar Trend
A guy lights a cigar in a non-smoking section. The bartender says, “Put that out, it’s not 1995 anymore.” Part of the 76 Bar Jokes:… Read More »1998 Classic: The Cigar Trend
1997 Classic: The Laptop Battery
Why did the lawyer cry in 1997? His laptop died before he could hit “save” on a 50-page billing statement. Part of the 47 Lawyer… Read More »1997 Classic: The Laptop Battery
1996 Classic: Matilda
Why were the little girls moving candy bars with their minds? Because after the movie, every kid spent at least ten minutes staring at a… Read More »1996 Classic: Matilda
1996 Vintage: Nokia 8110
Why was the “Banana Phone” the dream? Because The Matrix hadn’t even come out yet, but we already knew that sliding a plastic cover down was the… Read More »1996 Vintage: Nokia 8110
1995 Classic: The Long-Distance Calling Panic
Grandpa screaming “Hang up, this is costing us fifty cents a minute!” the second a family member calls from another state just to say hello.… Read More »1995 Classic: The Long-Distance Calling Panic
1995 Classic: The “Bottle Rocket” Wars
Why did the teenagers love 1995? Because it was the last year you could launch rockets at your friends before the “Safety Era” officially began.… Read More »1995 Classic: The “Bottle Rocket” Wars
1995 Vintage: Seinfeld (The Soup Nazi)
Why did nobody want the soup? Because everyone was afraid Uncle Dave would shout “No soup for you!” and banish them to the porch. Part… Read More »1995 Vintage: Seinfeld (The Soup Nazi)
1995 Legacy: The Pocahontas “Colors of the Wind”
Why the jokes? For a Disney movie that tried to teach us history while making us all buy the soundtrack on cassette tape. Part of… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Pocahontas “Colors of the Wind”