Why no guitars? Because they proved you could be a massive rock band with just a piano and enough feelings to flood a stadium.
Part of the 42 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2004 “American Idiot, Yeah! & The Emo Revolution” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Musician & Rock Star Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Classic: The Glass Animals “I Love You So Fing Much”
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2024 Vintage: The Pearl Jam “Dark Matter”
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2025 Legacy: The Tyler, The Creator “The Next Persona”
Why the mask? For Tyler reinventing himself again, this time as a...read more »
42 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 1995 “Flannels, Britpop & The Great Vinyl Funeral” Edition
In 1995, the music industry was a gold mine where record labels s...read more »
40 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 1998 “Hit Me Baby, Intergalactic & The Nu-Metal Stomp” Edition
In 1998, the music world underwent a total facelift. We said good...read more »
2025 Classic: The Hozier “The Soul of Ireland”
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2024 Archive: The St. Vincent “All Born Screaming”
Why so raw? Annie Clark produced herself and created an album tha...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Kacey Musgraves “Cosmic Country”
Why the psychedelic visuals? For Kacey proving that country music...read more »
2025 Archive: The AI-Pop “Virtual Icon” Hit
Why the controversy? For the first song entirely written, produce...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Linkin Park “Resurrection” Success
Why the screams? Because Emily Armstrong and the boys proved that...read more »
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35 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2000 “Survival, Nu-Metal & The Britney Domination” Edition
The year 2000 was like a giant end-of-the-world party that never ...read more »
36 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 1997 “Cyber-Pop, Neon Windbreakers & The British Invasion Pt. II” Edition
In 1997, the music world was caught between two extremes: the dee...read more »
2025 Archive: The Sabrina Carpenter “Tall & Sweet”
Why the movie? For Sabrina turning her pop stardom into a Hollywo...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I should make a stickman movie about this.
Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!
Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?
Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!
Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!
Tina, you fat lard, come read this!
Heh heh heh. Good one.
Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!