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1995 Classic: The “Bottle Rocket” Wars

Why did the teenagers love 1995? Because it was the last year you could launch rockets at your friends before the “Safety Era” officially began.

Part of the 34 Fourth of July Jokes: The 1995 “Patriotism & Pinestripes” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@MIRC_Operator05/23/1995 01:34/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.
@Backstreet_Fan11/08/1995 17:35I want it that way... the funny way!
@Tony_Hawk_Pro03/09/2009 13:28Just landed a 900 while reading this!
@Blue_Your_My_Boy12/29/1999 15:10You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!
@Infoseek_Explorer10/23/2012 17:43Seeking info, found a laugh. Mission success.
@Clans_Leader_9903/05/1999 02:53Recruiting more funny jokes for our team!
@StrongBad_Mail11/07/2010 12:48I’m checking my email and I found a winner!
@Cool_Story_Bro11/24/2013 03:38Actually, it IS a cool story!

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