1995 Classic: The Long-Distance Calling Panic

Grandpa screaming “Hang up, this is costing us fifty cents a minute!” the second a family member calls from another state just to say hello.

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@Web_Master_Flex03/03/2004 18:02I am adding this to my links page right now.

@Baxter_The_Dog05/01/2008 15:39Bark! (He says it’s funny).

@Nyan_Cat_Space10/03/2011 10:36Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!

@Jackie_Chan_Wut07/03/2013 22:10My mind is blown by how funny this is.

@Podcast_Listener12/18/2013 11:43I’ll mention this in my next episode!