1997 Classic: The Laptop Battery

Why did the lawyer cry in 1997? His laptop died before he could hit “save” on a 50-page billing statement.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Keyboard_Warrior06/15/1999 18:39F5... F5... F5... More jokes please!

@Winamp_Playlist01/30/2003 23:52Shuffling... and this joke came up first!

@Linkin_Park_Fan10/26/1998 18:59In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!

@Goosebumps_Kid04/18/2010 02:08Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!

@Lag_Victim_0111/16/1995 13:06I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!

@Viewer_Number_106/12/2001 06:43First! And it’s funny!