Why was the “Banana Phone” the dream? Because The Matrix hadn’t even come out yet, but we already knew that sliding a plastic cover down was the only way to look cool while ordering pizza.
Part of the 35 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 1996 “Polygon & Pocket-Monster” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: 1995-2005 Classic Joke Archive
2005 Archive: The Launch of the "Nunchuk"
Why was the Wii controller leaking? Because Nintendo showed us a...read more »
32 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 1998 “Search & Space-Rock” Edition
In 1998, the internet got a brain, the desktop got some color, an...read more »
2002 Archive: The Launch of the Sanyo SCP-5300
Why did the phone have a camera? Because it was the first one in...read more »
2003 Classic: The Launch of Skype
Why were we shouting at our monitors? Because for the first time...read more »
2005 Vintage: Fall Out Boy’s “Sugar, We’re Goin Down”
Why was it a "swing"? Because Pete Wentz and his eyeliner taught...read more »
33 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2005 “Broadcast Yourself & High-Def” Edition
In 2005, the internet finally got its voice—and its eyes. It was ...read more »
2001 Legacy: Spirited Away (Japan Release)
Why were the parents pigs? Because Hayao Miyazaki created a mast...read more »
33 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2002 “Flip-Phones & Friendly Neighborhood” Edition
The year 2002 was a strange bridge between the analog past and th...read more »
35 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2004 “Social Network & Island Mystery” Edition
In 2004, the internet officially became a place where we lived, n...read more »
2005 Legacy: New Year’s Eve 2005
Why were we so hyped for 2006? Because we finally had YouTube, w...read more »
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2004 Legacy: The Launch of Flickr
Why were we sharing photos? Because before Instagram, we had a p...read more »
2002 Archive: The Launch of the iPAQ
Why did we want a Pocket PC? Because we thought that having a ti...read more »
35 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 1996 “Polygon & Pocket-Monster” Edition
In 1996, the world officially stopped being flat. Mario leaped in...read more »
2004 Classic: The Launch of Google Desktop
Why were we searching our own files? Because in 2004, finding a ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.
Go fetch more jokes like this! Woof!
There is no cow level, but there is this joke!
Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.
DIR /W /P... found the joke directory!
I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.
The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
This humor took me to new heights!