Every woman on the subway is reading a book with a gray tie on the cover and blushing. 2012 is a very awkward year for public transport.
Part of the 77 Observational One-Liners: The 2012 End of Days archive. Historically Verified
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Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.
Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!
Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!
Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.
Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.
I want my two dollars! And a laugh!
I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.
The cat is just sitting there laughing!
Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!
Shut up and take my laughter!