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1995 Legacy: The Pocahontas “Colors of the Wind”

Why the jokes? For a Disney movie that tried to teach us history while making us all buy the soundtrack on cassette tape.

Part of the 34 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 1995 “Method Acting, Megastars & Mullets” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@CoolSkater9801/21/2005 00:34Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
@Modem_Meltdown01/24/2005 18:51My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.
@Doom_Marines08/05/2013 23:45Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!
@Snake_Game_Pro07/20/2011 02:53I crashed my snake because I was laughing.
@Korben_Dallas_Tax03/25/1998 20:08I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.
@Korn_Follower03/09/2015 11:14Are you ready?! (For this joke).
@Hansel_So_Hot03/25/2004 08:23That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.
@David_After_Dent09/24/2011 04:15Is this real life? Or is it just funny?

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