The only machine they have is a ‘Paperwork Shredder.’
Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Fever & Matrix Medical” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Archive: The Diet
"I'm on the 'Data-Sync Diet'. I only eat what my AI says my gut b...read more »
The Busy Specialist
Waiting months for a five-minute conversation.I finally saw the s...read more »
The Optometrist Visit
Seeing things clearly for the first time in years.I went to the e...read more »
63 Doctor Jokes: The 2010 “iPad Launch & Obamacare Debate” Edition
In 2010, the medical world went "flat." If you didn't have an iPa...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Predictive Diagnosis
My AI doctor called me and said, "You’re going to have a headache...read more »
61 Doctor Jokes: The 1998 “Blue Pills & Blue Screens” Edition
In 1998, the medical landscape was dominated by two things: the l...read more »
The Weight Loss Secret
A revolutionary diet plan recommended by professionals.The doctor...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Surgeon’s Ego
"I'm the first surgeon to be 50% machine." "And 100% overpriced."...read more »
2025 Classic: The Doctor's AI
My doctor's AI is meaner than he is. It told me my cholesterol is...read more »
The Modern Surgeon
Technology in the operating room is getting out of hand.My surgeo...read more »
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2025 Archive: The Waiting Room
There is no waiting room. You just sit in your self-driving car u...read more »
61 Doctor Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket Challenge & HealthKit” Edition
In 2014, the medical world was submerged in the "Ice Bucket Chall...read more »
The Anesthesia Bill
The hidden costs of waking up after a long nap.I got a bill for $...read more »
2025 Archive: The Knee
"It hurts when I 'Bio-Hack'." "Stop trying to overclock your legs...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I am the king of the world... of laughing!
I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!
Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!
Hack the planet! And read the jokes!
Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?
Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.
The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
Y U NO TELL MORE JOKES?
We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!
I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!