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2014 Legacy: The Java

 Why did the blonde pour coffee on her mouse? She wanted to use “Java.”

Part of the 53 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2014 Archive archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Nokia_Snake_Champ12/19/2003 08:21Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!
@Backstreet_Fan08/30/2003 11:45I want it that way... the funny way!
@Britney_Spears_Fan07/02/2008 08:02Oops, I laughed again!
@Incredibles_Dash02/16/2012 02:01That was super fast and super funny!
@Broadband_Newbie05/23/2008 15:34Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!
@Project_Mayhem05/27/2010 13:48Our first rule: Laugh at everything.
@Baxter_The_Dog01/10/2002 14:19Bark! (He says it’s funny).
@Slow_Clap_Guy05/04/2000 04:40...Clap... Clap... Clap. Bravo!

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