2014 Archive: The Best Original Song

Why did “Let It Go” win? To ensure that every parent in the world would never know peace again.

🔥 Top 10: The Oscars Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why did the "Global Warming" doc win? To remind us that the red c...read more »

Why did he read the Truth Social post? To prove that he’s the onl...read more »

Why did Conclave win? For showing that a room full of Cardinals c...read more »

Why was it a "Classic" year? Because it was the night the "Barben...read more »

Why did A Real Pain win? To prove that looking stressed in Poland...read more »

Why did the winners wear monster shoes? To prove that if you can ...read more »

Why was he there? To remind everyone that he still hates being in...read more »

In 2023, the 95th Academy Awards proved that if you have enough g...read more »

Why were they arguing? To show that even if they're rivals on scr...read more »

In 2017, the 89th Academy Awards taught us that even in a world o...read more »

Why was his win so calm? Because after staring into the soul of t...read more »

In 2009, the 81st Academy Awards decided to put on a show that wa...read more »

Why was the food so "Atomic"? Because after Oppenheimer, even the...read more »

Why was Civil War technical? Because the sound of a camera shutte...read more »

@Geocities_Builder09/11/1998 02:03I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!

@Linux_Distro_User11/05/1996 09:42Compiled this from source. 10/10.

@Ali_G_In_Da_H01/05/2012 18:16Is it cos I is funny? Respect!

@Tina_Eat_Food06/15/2000 02:43Tina, you fat lard, come read this!

@Leave_Britney_A11/01/1995 14:54Leave this joke alone! It’s perfect!

@Rage_Comic_Fan02/06/2010 04:29FFFFFUUUUU-nny!