2007 Vintage: The iPhone Headset Jack
Why was the boss using a drill? Because his fancy headphones wouldn’t fit into the “recessed” jack of the first iPhone. Part of the 82… Read More »2007 Vintage: The iPhone Headset Jack
2006 Legacy: The Rocky Balboa Training
He’s eating raw eggs again. I tried it; I just got salmonella. Part of the 78 Observational One-Liners: The 2006 Social Shift archive. Historically Verified
2005 Classic: The San Antonio Spurs Title
Why was the NBA Finals a defensive clinic? Because the Spurs and Pistons played a 7-game series where every point was as hard to get… Read More »2005 Classic: The San Antonio Spurs Title
2004 Archive: The Final word
She said, “You’re stuck with me.” I said, “I’m not stuck, I’m ‘invested’.” Part of the 58 Marriage Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook & Motorola” Edition… Read More »2004 Archive: The Final word
2004 Classic: The “Goodies” Ciara Anthem
Why were the girls so protective of the dessert? Because they knew “the goodies would stay in the jar” until after the main course. Part… Read More »2004 Classic: The “Goodies” Ciara Anthem
2003 Classic: The Control
I’m “alt-ering” my profile. Part of the 125 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Nemo & iTunes Edition (2003) archive. Historically Verified
2003 Archive: The 2003 MLB All-Star “This Time It Matters”
Why was the rule changed? Because after the ’02 tie, MLB decided the winning league gets home-field advantage—a rule everyone hated for 15 years. Part… Read More »2003 Archive: The 2003 MLB All-Star “This Time It Matters”
2002 Classic: The “James Bond” Fence
Why Madonna’s song? For being the first Bond theme that sounded like a robot having a mid-life crisis. Part of the 39 Razzie Awards Jokes:… Read More »2002 Classic: The “James Bond” Fence
2002 Vintage: The My Big Fat Greek Wedding
A guy orders a shot of Ouzo. The bartender says, “Careful, or you’ll be spraying Windex on your hangover tomorrow.” Part of the 71 Bar… Read More »2002 Vintage: The My Big Fat Greek Wedding
2002 Classic: The Final Verdict
Why do lawyers love 2002? Because when the law gets more complicated, the bills get more sophisticated. Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes: The 2002… Read More »2002 Classic: The Final Verdict