2002 Classic: The Final Verdict

Why do lawyers love 2002? Because when the law gets more complicated, the bills get more sophisticated.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Netscape_Ninja03/13/2005 09:26Loading this took forever on 28.8k, but I am ROFLing now.

@Zoolander_Blue02/16/2002 11:10Is there more to life than being really, really funny?

@Retro_Gamer_Girl11/27/2007 00:35Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!

@Twin_Peaks_Coffee02/28/2006 12:52A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!

@Student_Life_0107/15/2001 08:46Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.

@Goonies_Never_D03/10/2005 18:15Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.

@Hamster_Dance_X09/10/2001 04:20Di-da-di-da-di-da-do-do! Funniest site ever!