A guy orders a shot of Ouzo. The bartender says, “Careful, or you’ll be spraying Windex on your hangover tomorrow.”
Part of the 71 Bar Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & Euro Currency” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.
I am adding this to my links page right now.
The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.
Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!
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Waddle on over and read this!