2011 Classic: Chuck Norris Facts
Why did the turkey cook itself? Because Chuck Norris stared it down and the oven got so scared it raised its own temperature to a… Read More »2011 Classic: Chuck Norris Facts
2010 Archive: The Screen
I’m “displaying” my talent in Retina resolution. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Instagram & iPad Edition (2010) archive. Historically Verified
2010 Archive: The Whiskey Sour
“As sour as a 2010 political debate.” Part of the 70 Bar Jokes: The 2010 “Inception & Instagram Launch” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2010 Archive: The New Year’s 2011 Resolution
“My resolution is to post fewer photos of my lunch… starting tomorrow.” Part of the 55 Adult Jokes: The 2010 “Dream Within A Dream & Insta-Glam”… Read More »2010 Archive: The New Year’s 2011 Resolution
2009 Classic: The Best Art Direction
Why did The Curious Case of Benjamin Button win? Because they made the 1920s look better than the 1920s actually felt. Part of the 40… Read More »2009 Classic: The Best Art Direction
2009 Legacy: The Avatar Premiere
Why did the President like the movie? Because he also felt like he was a “New Guy” in a strange land, trying to talk to… Read More »2009 Legacy: The Avatar Premiere
2009 Archive: The Laptop Battery “Eco Mode”
Why was the screen so dim? To save 5 minutes of battery life, the manager decided to work in total darkness. Part of the 72… Read More »2009 Archive: The Laptop Battery “Eco Mode”
2009 Classic: The Modern Warfare 2 Sick Day
Why was the office empty in November? Because the entire team was “on a mission” in Rio de Janeiro (virtually). Part of the 72 Office… Read More »2009 Classic: The Modern Warfare 2 Sick Day
2008 Archive: The Mortgage Crisis
Why did the lawyer bring a tent to the deposition? Because he was “representing” a client who lived in one. Part of the 50 Lawyer… Read More »2008 Archive: The Mortgage Crisis
2008 Vintage: The Revolutionary Road Sadness
Leo and Kate are back together, and they’re miserable. It’s like Titanic, but without the iceberg to end the suffering. Part of the 81 Observational One-Liners:… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Revolutionary Road Sadness