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2009 Archive: The Laptop Battery “Eco Mode”

 Why was the screen so dim? To save 5 minutes of battery life, the manager decided to work in total darkness.

Part of the 72 Office Groaners: The 2009 “Windows 7 & Avatar” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Duke_Nukem_Fan08/12/2011 13:29I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.
@ChatRoom_Queen10/28/1999 15:58A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!
@Geocities_Neighbor02/16/2000 13:52Visit my site for more! This joke is gold.
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@Numa_Numa_Guy09/09/2009 12:17Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!
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@Ermahgerd_Girl12/30/1998 03:45ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!
@Best_Viewed_IE408/16/2005 23:08Optimized for 800x600 resolution! Looks great!

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