Why did the lawyer bring a tent to the deposition? Because he was “representing” a client who lived in one.
Part of the 50 Lawyer Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crash & Superhero Liability” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.
That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!
Get in loser, we are going laughing!
Plug and Play laughter!
Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!
The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
I love lamp. And I love this joke.
My followers need to see this!