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2008 Archive: The Mortgage Crisis

 Why did the lawyer bring a tent to the deposition? Because he was “representing” a client who lived in one.

Part of the 50 Lawyer Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crash & Superhero Liability” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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The 10% Rule
Math for beginners in the world of settlements.What do you call a...read more »
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53 Lawyer Jokes: The 2004 “Social Media & Search Engine IPO” Edition
In 2004, the legal landscape shifted forever. With the birth of F...read more »
2025 Archive: The Graduation
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The Legal Pad
Yellow paper and the golden dreams of a partner.Why do lawyers we...read more »
49 Lawyer Jokes: The 2023 “Prompt Engineering & Hallucination” Edition
In 2023, the legal profession realized that the "Bar Exam" might ...read more »

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Home_Alone_Kevin10/04/2000 09:41Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.
@ICQ_Classic11/07/1997 18:52That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!
@Mean_Girls_Regina10/16/2011 10:12Get in loser, we are going laughing!
@USB_Pioneer05/01/2005 15:24Plug and Play laughter!
@Trinity_Matrix05/25/1995 16:29Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!
@Courage_Dog04/04/2014 03:41The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
@Brick_Tamland_L07/18/1999 20:25I love lamp. And I love this joke.
@Influencer_9910/24/2010 13:12My followers need to see this!

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