2023 Vintage: The ChatGPT Explosion
Why did everyone suddenly become a “Prompt Engineer”? Because OpenAI gave us a chatbot so smart it could write your term paper, your wedding vows,… Read More »2023 Vintage: The ChatGPT Explosion
2023 Archive: The “Ken-ergy” Crisis
Why didn’t the men help with the dishes? Because they claimed their job was just “Beach” and that they didn’t have enough “Kenergy” to operate… Read More »2023 Archive: The “Ken-ergy” Crisis
2022 Legacy: The Elden Ring
Why was the gamer crying in the hostel? Because he spent 10 hours trying to beat Malenia on his Steam Deck instead of seeing the… Read More »2022 Legacy: The Elden Ring
2022 Legacy: The Bardo Movie
“It’s a surreal masterpiece!” “It’s three hours long and I have no idea what happened. Just like our last staff meeting.” Part of the 54 Adult Jokes:… Read More »2022 Legacy: The Bardo Movie
2020 Vintage: The “Total Force” Stress
Why the Guard? Because they spent the year doing everything from riot control to nasal swabs, making “One Weekend a Month” look like a hilarious… Read More »2020 Vintage: The “Total Force” Stress
2019 Legacy: The Mick Mulvaney “Get Over It” Presser
Why was the acting Chief of Staff so blunt? Because in 2019, “Admitting it” was the new “Denying it.” Part of the 37 Presidential Jokes:… Read More »2019 Legacy: The Mick Mulvaney “Get Over It” Presser
2018 Classic: The HMO Gym
It’s just a room where you try to dodge ‘Out of Network’ fees. Part of the 66 Doctor Jokes: The 2018 “Fortnite Dances & TikTok… Read More »2018 Classic: The HMO Gym
2018 Classic: The “Stryker” A1 Upgrade
Why the new hull? Because the “Flat Bottom” was great for 1990s parades, but “V-Shape” is the only way to survive the 2018 commute. Part… Read More »2018 Classic: The “Stryker” A1 Upgrade
2018 Vintage: Best Urban Contemporary Album
Why Starboy? Because The Weeknd’s haircut changed, but his ability to win Grammys stayed exactly the same. Part of the 36 Grammy Jokes: The 2018… Read More »2018 Vintage: Best Urban Contemporary Album
2017 Archive: Wonder Woman
Why was the holiday so “wonderful”? Because Gal Gadot proved that a golden lasso and a shield are the only accessories you need to save… Read More »2017 Archive: Wonder Woman